The Hegwoods = M + C + J + C: The Patient...

Jackson's Words

Ass*gan*stan - Afghanistan
Speeding Lemon - Speed Limit
Crocagator - Combo of Crocodile and Alligator
Hair Dog - Dog Hair (said when he has it on his clothes)
Boo*das - School Bus
Bam*ba*dade - Band-aid
Bing*a - Finger
Dine*soars - Dinosaurs
Mo*nuk - Motorcycle
The E*lows - The Wiggles
Roni - Macaroni
Da Pizzas - Pizza
Apple*top*ter - Helicopter
Apple Stores - Grocery Store
Baby Lawlie - Baby Charlie
Dippy - Ketchup or Syrup
Hang*ga*burglur - Hamburger
Lippy - Chapstick
Highroad - Highway
Fufferfly - Butterfly